The Sad Bear

February 29, 2008

Meth, cats, rats and Texas

I've been thinking of some of the phrases my parents use(d) on a regular basis. Things like:

+ "You dig, Lucinda?"
+ "Bedtime for Bonzos!"
+ "Connie, did 'Washmajigger' call the house earlier?"

Also, looks like NYC and D.C. got into a bit of a Metro war.

Who the f**k wants a sophisticated subway map? WTF does that even mean? I'm thinking something in an a nice font like Trajan with pictures of sea serpents around Rockaway with a scroll in their mouth that says, "Here There Be Monsters."

Labels: cats, meth, parents, rats, Texas

by Chase at 4:15 PM |