February 22, 2010

Funny Things Heard From the Official Announcers of the 2010 Winter Olympics

"Plushenko's jumps were wonky in the air..."

During one of Takahashi's skating performances, discussing his triple axel:
"...hasn't landed one all season..."
Takahashi does an ice belly-flop
"...still hasn't landed one all season."

"The greatest strength in this competition is a lack of weakness."

Also: Fun Recent Fortune Cookies

"Don't carve your name on marble, carve it on your heart."
"Success is to believe yourself."

Also, I want to share an inspired idea for a new winter olympic sport, brought on by their interview of M. Phelps during the Winter Olympics:

Ice swimming. Each athlete is given an ice pick and a hammer and they race 100 meters towards the finish line while fighting hypothermia. I would watch that.

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Blogger Tony said...

Two fortunes we keep on our dressing mirror:

1. You will sleep well at night.

2. It tastes sweet.

February 23, 2010 at 12:27 AM 
Blogger JHitts said...

Plushenko: I have substantial evidence that, not only are his jumps wonky, but so is he:

Sex bomb (watch it... seriously)

February 23, 2010 at 12:59 AM 

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