The Sad Bear

January 13, 2010

For those who aren't into the whole brevity thing

What if William Shakespeare wrote The Big Lebowski?

CHORUS
Ay, there’s a good one. How fares the Knave?

THE KNAVE
So foul and fair a day I have not seen.

CHORUS
Such a day, I mark thee, whereupon the winter of our discontent is ne’er made glorious summer. A gentleman wiser than myself did say that on some such days, thou exits, pursued by a bear, and on others, the bear exits, pursued by you.

THE KNAVE
By my troth, a good philosophy. Was’t of the Orient?

CHORUS
Nay, far from it. I mark well thy fashion, good Knave.

Enjoy the most excellent comedie and tragical romance of Two Gentlemen of Lebowski.

(Courtesy of Ryan.)

Labels: film, humor, language, philosophy, Shakespeare, the Big Lebowski