The Sad Bear

June 1, 2012

Joe Pesci research

There's a bit in the new Aziz Ansari standup special (which, BTW, is fantastic) where he refers to meaningless Wikipedia surfing as "Joe Pesci research." I can't find the bit online yet, but here's the gist at the end of this Letterman clip:

That got me thinking about my own meaningless internet searches. I went back into my history for the past couple days just to see what sort of dumb stuff I search for. Here's a slightly abridged history, starting with the most recent:

aziz ansari youtube
aziz ansari joe pesci
joe pesci research
russel westbrook (sic)
waterloo blackhawks
USHL
bemidji state beavers
wauxobda bulldogs
big pimpin
iso sensitivity
conan on letterman
maggie q
baseball night in america
bemidji pioneer iphone
bemidji pioneer app
bemidji pioneer
grandmas boy
james lipton

As you can clearly see, the Internet was created by Satan for the sole purpose of making us waste time looking up dumb stuff.

Labels: aziz ansari, comedy, google, Internet, random shit, wikipedia